Loose Unit Hoodie
$79.99
or 4 payments of $20.00 with Afterpay
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.Size chart
- Free courier delivery from $120
- Printed to order with love in Melbourne
- Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
About the design
Scomo might love getting blind, but Albo is looser.
By referring to Anthony Albanese as a “Loose Unit” on national TV, Scotty has handed him the election. In a land plagued with binge drinking and people challenging each other's piss fitness, the loosest person at the pub is basically a modern-day super hero.
Slap one of these on your upper body and pour one out for Albanese, the loosest of all units.
Printed in Melbourne
Your hoodie doesn’t exist yet.
We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your hoodie, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.
You order
Pick yours, then check out.
We print it in Melbourne
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
Courier to your door
Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
How we print
We print digitally, straight from the artwork file. Here’s what that means, and what it doesn’t.
Printed after you order. We print these designs after they’re ordered, not in big runs of sizes and colours that might never sell.
Digital printing needs no screens. It prints from the artwork file, so there are no screens to make, or to wash out, for each design.
The honest bit. Every print still uses ink and power, and some need a pretreatment or a film too.
Size and fit
Will it fit?
Size M: width 55 cm, length 72 cm.
Measurements for size
Lay your favourite hoodie flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.
Between sizes? Go up.
Full size chart · Hoodie (cm)
| cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 52 | 55 | 58 | 61 | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 |
| Length | 71 | 72 | 77 | 79.5 | 82 | 84.5 | 85.5 | 86.5 |
Hoodie
What it’s printed on
80% cotton, 20% polyester
Printed to order in Melbourne.
Questions
How much is shipping?
$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
When will it get here?
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Do you ship overseas?
Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.
How do I find my size?
Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.
Can I send something back?
Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.
When’s it printed?
Printed when you order it. No dead stock.
How can I pay?
All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.
Can I use two codes?
One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.
The boring bits
- Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
- Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
- Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
- Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
- Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
- Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Questions? Get in touch
Last call
Loose Unit Hoodie
Black · $79.99
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
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