Thick As Muscle Tee
$49.99
or 4 payments of $12.50 with Afterpay
Black Friday: 2 tees for $80 · 3 for $120
$40 each when you get 2 or more. Mix any tees, muscle tanks and singlets that show this line.
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.Size chart
- Free courier delivery from $120
- Printed to order with love in Melbourne
- Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
About the design
Thick as thieves!
You and ya mates have always been tighter than a stubby holder on a fresh tin. Through thick and thin, stickin’ together, always up for a laugh and a good time.
Girlfriends, jobs, and trends have come and gone, but the icy cold mangoes? They’ve never let ya down.
Weekends kick off the same way: someone rolls up with a box of Milton Mangoes and the rest just falls into place. BBQs in the park, beach days, or backyard cricket on a dodgy pitch that gets way too competitive. Cold tins get cracked, the banter goes too far, and there’s always one bloke recycling the same bullshit yarn like it’s brand new.
By the time the sun’s dipped and the mozzies have clocked on, the eskies are lighter, the laughs are louder, and the legends are thick as thieves once again. A plan for the night gets made. It’s about mateship, mischief, and mangoes colder than ya ex’s heart. That’s what bein’ thick as thieves is all about.
Printed in Melbourne
Your muscle tee doesn’t exist yet.
We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your muscle tee, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.
You order
Pick yours, then check out.
We print it in Melbourne
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
Courier to your door
Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Size and fit
Will it fit?
Size M: width 51 cm, length 77 cm.
Measurements for size
Lay your favourite muscle tee flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.
Between sizes? Go up.
Full size chart · Muscle Tee (cm)
| cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 |
| Length | 74 | 77 | 80 | 83 | 86 | 89 |
Muscle Tee
What it’s printed on
100% combed cotton
Printed to order in Melbourne on an AS Colour muscle tee.
- Made on
- AS Colour Barnard Tank (5025)
- Sourced in
- Bangladesh
Care
- Machine wash cold with like colours
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in shade
- Do not iron if printed
Questions
How much is shipping?
$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
When will it get here?
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Do you ship overseas?
Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.
How do I find my size?
Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.
Can I send something back?
Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.
When’s it printed?
Printed when you order it. No dead stock.
How can I pay?
All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.
Can I use two codes?
One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.
The boring bits
- Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
- Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
- Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
- Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
- Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
- Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Questions? Get in touch
Last call
Thick As Muscle Tee
Black · $49.99
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
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