Fried As A Fish Muscle Tee
$49.99
or 4 payments of $12.50 with Afterpay
Black Friday: 2 tees for $80 · 3 for $120
$40 each when you get 2 or more. Mix any tees, muscle tanks and singlets that show this line.
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.Size chart
- Free courier delivery from $120
- Printed to order with love in Melbourne
- Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
About the design
Beer Battered. Brain Scattered.
You know that state. When the week’s been long, Friday arvo is onya, and you’re about to send it! One minute you’re having “a quiet one”… next minute you’re drinkin' like a fish, dripping in poor decisions and swimming around the pub like you own the pond.
Grab yaself a design that pays tribute to the legendary nights where the beers go down like hot chips, the group chat turns into hieroglyphics, and your memory gets battered harder than the flake special at your local fish ‘n’ chip shop.
Because if you’re gonna get cooked…you may as well get beer battered.
Printed in Melbourne
Your muscle tee doesn’t exist yet.
We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your muscle tee, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.
You order
Pick yours, then check out.
We print it in Melbourne
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
Courier to your door
Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Size and fit
Will it fit?
Size M: width 51 cm, length 77 cm.
Measurements for size
Lay your favourite muscle tee flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.
Between sizes? Go up.
Full size chart · Muscle Tee (cm)
| cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 |
| Length | 74 | 77 | 80 | 83 | 86 | 89 |
Muscle Tee
What it’s printed on
100% combed cotton
Printed to order in Melbourne on an AS Colour muscle tee.
- Made on
- AS Colour Barnard Tank (5025)
- Sourced in
- Bangladesh
Care
- Machine wash cold with like colours
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in shade
- Do not iron if printed
Questions
How much is shipping?
$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
When will it get here?
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Do you ship overseas?
Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.
How do I find my size?
Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.
Can I send something back?
Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.
When’s it printed?
Printed when you order it. No dead stock.
How can I pay?
All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.
Can I use two codes?
One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.
The boring bits
- Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
- Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
- Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
- Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
- Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
- Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Questions? Get in touch
Last call
Fried As A Fish Muscle Tee
Black · $49.99
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
