Fried As A Fish Tee
$49.99
or 4 payments of $12.50 with Afterpay
Black Friday: 2 tees for $80 · 3 for $120
$40 each when you get 2 or more. Mix any tees, muscle tanks and singlets that show this line.
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.Size chart
- Free courier delivery from $120
- Printed to order with love in Melbourne
- Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
About the design
Beer Battered. Brain Scattered.
You know that state. When the week’s been long, Friday arvo is onya, and you’re about to send it! One minute you’re having “a quiet one”… next minute you’re drinkin' like a fish, dripping in poor decisions and swimming around the pub like you own the pond.
Grab yaself a design that pays tribute to the legendary nights where the beers go down like hot chips, the group chat turns into hieroglyphics, and your memory gets battered harder than the flake special at your local fish ‘n’ chip shop.
Because if you’re gonna get cooked…you may as well get beer battered.
Printed in Melbourne
Your tee doesn’t exist yet.
We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your tee, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.




You order
Pick yours, then check out.
We print it in Melbourne
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
Courier to your door
Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
How we print
We print digitally, straight from the artwork file. Here’s what that means, and what it doesn’t.
Printed after you order. We print these designs after they’re ordered, not in big runs of sizes and colours that might never sell.
Digital printing needs no screens. It prints from the artwork file, so there are no screens to make, or to wash out, for each design.
The honest bit. Your tee starts as an AS Colour tee. Every print still uses ink and power, and some need a pretreatment or a film too.
Size and fit
Will it fit?
Size M: width 52 cm, length 74 cm.
Measurements for size
Lay your favourite tee flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.
Between sizes? Go up.
Full size chart · Tee (cm)
| cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
| Length | 70 | 74 | 77.5 | 81 | 84 | 87 | 88 | 89 |
Tee
What it’s printed on

100% combed cotton
Marle colours are 15% viscose.
Printed to order in Melbourne on an AS Colour tee.
- Made on
- AS Colour Staple Tee (5001)
- Sourced in
- Bangladesh
Care
- Machine wash cold with like colours
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in shade
- Do not iron if printed
Questions
How much is shipping?
$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
When will it get here?
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Do you ship overseas?
Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.
How do I find my size?
Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.
Can I send something back?
Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.
When’s it printed?
Printed when you order it. No dead stock.
How can I pay?
All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.
Can I use two codes?
One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.
The boring bits
- Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
- Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
- Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
- Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
- Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
- Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Questions? Get in touch

Last call
Fried As A Fish Tee
Black · $49.99
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.


















