John S.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · 4XL
Love the items
- Got a discount code for adding a photo
2 for $80
Schooner Matata Muscle Tee
$49.99
or 4 payments of $12.50 with Afterpay
Black Friday: 2 tees for $80 · 3 for $120
$40 each when you get 2 or more. Mix any tees, muscle tanks and singlets that show this line.
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.Size chart
- Free courier delivery from $120
- Printed to order with love in Melbourne
- Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
About the design
Schooner Matata, What a wonderful phrase
Schooner Matata. Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries, smashing beers for days.
It's our problem-free. Philosophy. Schooner Matata
If you love beers, and nickname everything, here’s a cracking design that’ll inspire banter with strangers at the pub and make your mates smile.
Go a coupla Schooner Matatas in this and you’ll be guaranteed to start a few convos (or sing-a-longs.)
This design passed the pub test 61 out of 68 times.
4.6 out of 5 from 68 reviews of this design on frothies.com. A few picks from the pub. All 68 reviews
4.6/5, would wear to the pub
- Rated 5 out of 5
“This was a present and it was liked.”
Dorota G.Verified buyerMen's Tee · L · 4 Mar 2026
- Rated 5 out of 5
“Nice fit, fabric feels great”
Nat A.Verified buyerMuscle Tank · L · 1 Feb 2026
- Rated 5 out of 5
“Fits well, quality material and print”
Josh S.Verified buyerMen's Tee · L · 31 Jan 2026
- Rated 4 out of 5
“Great customer service. Good quality”
Rita W.Verified buyerMen's Tee · XL · 31 Jan 2026
- Rated 5 out of 5
“Great quality, well sized and comfortable”
Anthony W.Verified buyerMen's Tee · 2XL · 30 Dec 2025
- Rated 5 out of 5
“Great shirt I've worn too many times already since purchase arrived”
Sam L.Verified buyerMen's Tee · XL · 23 Nov 2025
- 3,560reviews on frothies.com, 4.8 average
- 4.9on Google from 1,959 reviews (Sep 2026)
- 75,000+orders since 2018
Reviews
What the pub said
4.6
from 68 reviews of this design
65 from verified buyers
Verified buyer means we matched the review to a real Frothies order. Includes 1 rating without a written review.
Charlotte V.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · L
Absolutely loves it
- Got a discount code for adding a photo
Peter D.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · 2XL
having a schnooner matata love my new pub shirt
- Got a discount code for adding a photo
Hayley P.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · XL
Quality of clothing is absolutely top shelf and service has been fantastic- thank you!
Stephen M.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · M
The Tee shirt took a bit longer to arrive than what I thought it would.
Bernard L.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · XL
Great fit. Super crisp white. No hint of cream in this baby. Feel like a coupla schooner matatas right now to be honest!
John O.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · L
Always get a laugh from people when they read the words on the shirt!! Good fit and quality too.
Amie B.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · M
I ordered 3 of the same shirts in differemt sizes, all great
Amie B.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · L
Awesome fit, great quality and print is vibrant, definitely reccomend you guys
Ryan F.
Verified buyer
Bought: Men's Tee · 2XL
Purchased a few tee shirts from here good quality and designs
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Printed in Melbourne
Your muscle tee doesn’t exist yet.
We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your muscle tee, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.
You order
Pick yours, then check out.
We print it in Melbourne
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
Courier to your door
Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Size and fit
Will it fit?
Size M: width 51 cm, length 75 cm.
Measurements for size
Lay your favourite muscle tee flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.
Between sizes? Go up.
Full size chart · Muscle Tee (cm)
| cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 45 | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 |
| Length | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 | 87 |
Muscle Tee
What it’s printed on
Regular fitLight weight, 150 gsm
100% combed cotton
Printed to order in Melbourne on an AS Colour muscle tee.
- Made on
- AS Colour Barnard Tank (5025)
- Sourced in
- Bangladesh
- Printed in
- Australia
Care
- Machine wash cold with like colours
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in shade
- Do not iron if printed
Questions
How much is shipping?
$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
When will it get here?
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.
Do you ship overseas?
Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.
How do I find my size?
Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.
Can I send something back?
Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.
When’s it printed?
Printed when you order it. No dead stock.
How can I pay?
All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.
Can I use two codes?
One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.
The boring bits
- Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
- Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
- Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
- Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
- Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
- Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Questions? Get in touch
Last call
Schooner Matata Muscle Tee
Black · $49.99
Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.
Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.
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