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Schooner Matata Tee

$49.99

or 4 payments of $12.50 with Afterpay

Black Friday: 2 tees for $80 · 3 for $120

$40 each when you get 2 or more. Mix any tees, muscle tanks and singlets that show this line.

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About the design

Schooner Matata, What a wonderful phrase

Schooner Matata. Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries, smashing beers for days.

It's our problem-free. Philosophy. Schooner Matata

If you love beers, and nickname everything, here’s a cracking design that’ll inspire banter with strangers at the pub and make your mates smile.

Go a coupla Schooner Matatas in this and you’ll be guaranteed to start a few convos (or sing-a-longs.)

This design passed the pub test 61 out of 68 times.

4.6 out of 5 from 68 reviews of this design on frothies.com. A few picks from the pub. All 68 reviews

4.6/5, would wear to the pub

  • Rated 5 out of 5
    “This was a present and it was liked.”

    Dorota G.Verified buyerMen's Tee · L · 4 Mar 2026

  • Rated 5 out of 5
    “Nice fit, fabric feels great”

    Nat A.Verified buyerMuscle Tank · L · 1 Feb 2026

  • Rated 5 out of 5
    “Fits well, quality material and print”

    Josh S.Verified buyerMen's Tee · L · 31 Jan 2026

  • Rated 4 out of 5
    “Great customer service. Good quality”

    Rita W.Verified buyerMen's Tee · XL · 31 Jan 2026

  • Rated 5 out of 5
    “Great quality, well sized and comfortable”

    Anthony W.Verified buyerMen's Tee · 2XL · 30 Dec 2025

  • Rated 5 out of 5
    “Soft material Perfect fit and excellent t shirt”

    Megan W.Verified buyerMen's Tee · XL · 18 Apr 2025

  • 3,560reviews on frothies.com, 4.8 average
  • 4.9on Google from 1,959 reviews (Sep 2026)
  • 75,000+orders since 2018

Reviews

What the pub said

4.6

from 68 reviews of this design

65 from verified buyers

Verified buyer means we matched the review to a real Frothies order. Includes 1 rating without a written review.

How reviews work

Hayley P.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · XL

Quality of clothing is absolutely top shelf and service has been fantastic- thank you!

Stephen M.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · M

The Tee shirt took a bit longer to arrive than what I thought it would.

Bernard L.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · XL

Great fit. Super crisp white. No hint of cream in this baby. Feel like a coupla schooner matatas right now to be honest!

John O.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · L

Always get a laugh from people when they read the words on the shirt!! Good fit and quality too.

Amie B.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · M

I ordered 3 of the same shirts in differemt sizes, all great

Amie B.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · L

Awesome fit, great quality and print is vibrant, definitely reccomend you guys

Ryan F.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · 2XL

Purchased a few tee shirts from here good quality and designs

Scott M.

Bought: Men's Tee

Awesome shirt, really nice quality, the fit is very true to size and comfortable. Have already worn it a thousand times, love it!

Sam L.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · XL

Great shirt I've worn too many times already since purchase arrived

Jamie C.

Verified buyer

Bought: Men's Tee · XL

A lot of people thought the shirt was hilarious and it was a true thing

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Printed in Melbourne

Your tee doesn’t exist yet.

We print it when you order it. No overseas print farm. Just your tee, printed fresh and sent by courier straight from the printer. Printed by locals, for locals.

The press room: yellow pretreat machines, three heat presses and trolleys of black tees.
Pretreat and press
A black tee with a Frothies pocket print on the platen of a DTG printer.
On the printer
A printed black tee on the belt of the tunnel dryer, where the ink cures.
Curing the ink
Hands folding a Frothies Staffies & Stubbies tee on a folding board.
Folded by hand

  1. You order

    Pick yours, then check out.

  2. We print it in Melbourne

    Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.

  3. Courier to your door

    Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.

How we print

We print digitally, straight from the artwork file. Here’s what that means, and what it doesn’t.

Printed after you order. We print these designs after they’re ordered, not in big runs of sizes and colours that might never sell.

Digital printing needs no screens. It prints from the artwork file, so there are no screens to make, or to wash out, for each design.

The honest bit. Your tee starts as an AS Colour tee. Every print still uses ink and power, and some need a pretreatment or a film too.

Size and fit

Will it fit?

Size M: width 52 cm, length 74 cm.

Measurements for size

Lay your favourite tee flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Match it below. Done.

Between sizes? Go up.

Full size chart · Tee (cm)
cmSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width475256.56164687580
Length707477.58184878889

Tee

What it’s printed on

A trolley stacked with blank tees in black, sand, olive and grey, before printing.
Blank tees, before printing
Regular fitMid weight, 180 gsm

100% combed cotton

Marle colours are 15% viscose.

Printed to order in Melbourne on an AS Colour tee.

Made on
AS Colour Staple Tee (5001)
Sourced in
Bangladesh

Care

  • Machine wash cold with like colours
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Line dry in shade
  • Do not iron if printed

Questions

All FAQs

How much is shipping?

$11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.

When will it get here?

Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand. Then it’s typical courier delivery times. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on its way.

Do you ship overseas?

Yes. International shipping is calculated at checkout, and duties aren’t prepaid, so the receiver pays them.

How do I find my size?

Lay your favourite top flat and measure armpit to armpit for the width, and from the highest point of the neck to the bottom for the length. Then match it to the size chart on the product’s page.

Can I send something back?

Everything about returns and exchanges is on one page. Returns & exchanges.

When’s it printed?

Printed when you order it. No dead stock.

How can I pay?

All major cards (Amex too), PayPal, Afterpay and Zip.

Can I use two codes?

One discount code per order. Codes don’t work on sale items.

The boring bits

  • Faulty or misprinted? You’re covered by the Australian Consumer Law: repair, replacement or refund. Replacements ship free.
  • Wrong size? Size swaps and everything else: Returns & exchanges.
  • Courier delivery. $11.99 flat shipping Australia-wide, free from $120.
  • Pay later. Afterpay and Zip at checkout.
  • Buying a gift? Pop your mate’s address in at checkout.
  • Overseas? International shipping is calculated at checkout.

Questions? Get in touch

Last call

Schooner Matata Tee

Black · $49.99

Tap a size to see how wide and long it is.

Please allow 5 business days for us to print your order and pack it by hand.

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