Loose Unit

Scomo might love getting blind, but Albo is looser.

By referring to Anthony Albanese as a “Loose Unit” on national TV, Scotty has handed him the election. In a land plagued with binge drinking and people challenging each other's piss fitness, the loosest person at the pub is basically a modern-day superhero.

We aren’t experts, but we’re tipping that Albo might just take the title.
Slap one of these on your upper body and pour one out for Albanese, the loosest of all units.