You Beauty Hoodie
Black / S
$79.99
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You Beauty Hoodie
$79.99
Description
Sun’s goin’ down, water’s flat as a tack, and ya reckon the fish have clocked off early. Then farkin’ bang! The rod bends, the reel’s screamin’, and up from the deep comes not a monster red, not a Dhu, but a bloody Bush Chook! Foam flyin’, boat rockin’, and you’re yellin’ “YOU BEAUTY!” like you’ve just won lotto.
It’s a proper fight too. Salty spray in ya eyes, arms burnin’, heart thumpin’ like Meatloaf at RAC Arena. Feels like a yarn you’ll be tellin’ the boys for years down at the pub.
Then ya wake up in the tinny, half-cooked, rod doing nothin’, ya mouth is as dry as the Nullarbor. Dream’s gone. Ah well, crack a fresh Chook, sink it down, and mutter to yourself, “Tomorrow’s the day for the big red.”
This ripper design is for the fishos, the piss-takers, and anyone who reckons a cold Chook is a pretty decent catch if nothin’ is biting. Chuck it on, sink a few, and look every part the local legend.
80% cotton 20% recycled poly construction. Mid weight 290 GSM, regular fit pullover hood. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.
Size Chart
Hoodie Size Guide
Our hoodies are 320gsm, 80% combed cotton & 20% polyester. Pre-shrunk before purchase. Allow for 2cm tolerance on either side.
| Size | Chest width (cm) | Body length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 52 | 71 |
| M | 55 | 72 |
| L | 58 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
| 4XL | 70 | 85.5 |
| 5XL | 73 | 86.5 |
Shipping Rates
We offer flat-rate shipping on all orders. This means the price stays the same if you order one product or multiple. Prices are as follows:
- Domestic Standard Shipping: $11.99
- International Shipping: Price in cart depending on order size & destination.
Processing time: We print some of our products on-demand, individually for you. This means it can take up to 5 business days to process your order, then it’s typical courier delivery times from our warehouse.
Please be aware we do not currently have the facility to pre-pay customs & duties for international orders to all countries. Some countries who charge these duties will be subject to the local duties & taxes payable by the receiver on arrival. The biggest offenders are UK and some of the smaller European countries. So if it's a gift, you might need to warn the receiver ahead of time.
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