You Beauty Muscle Tee

$49.99

Colour Black White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Sun’s goin’ down, water’s flat as a tack, and ya reckon the fish have clocked off early. Then farkin’ bang! The rod bends, the reel’s screamin’, and up from the deep comes not a monster red. Not a Dhu, but a bloody Bush Chook! Foam flyin’, boat rockin’, and you’re yellin’ “YOU BEAUTY!” like you’ve just won lotto.

It’s a proper fight too. Salty spray in ya eyes, arms burnin’, heart thumpin’ like Meatloaf at RAC Arena. Feels like a yarn you’ll be tellin’ the boys for years down at the pub.

Then ya wake up in the tinny, half-cooked, rod doing nothin’, ya mouth is as dry as the Nullarbor. Dream’s gone. Ah well, crack a fresh Chook, sink it down, and mutter to yourself, “Tomorrow’s the day for the big red.”

This ripper design is for the fishos, the piss-takers, and anyone who reckons a cold Chook is a pretty decent catch if nothin’ is biting. Chuck it on, sink a few, and look every part the local legend.

100% combed cotton, 150 GSM light weight, sleeveless tank with raw armhole edges. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.

Muscle Tee Size Guide

Our shirts are 100% combed cotton, 180 GSM modern crew neck style, and preshrunk. Allow for 2cm tolerance on either side.

Size	Chest circumference (cm)	Body length (cm)
S	96	74
M	102	77
L	108	80
XL	114	83
2XL	120	86
3XL	126	89

We offer flat-rate shipping on all orders. This means the price stays the same if you order one product or multiple. Prices are as follows:

Domestic Standard Shipping: $11.99
International Shipping: Price in cart depending on order size & destination.

Processing time: We print some of our products on-demand, individually for you. This means it can take up to 5 business days to process your order, then it’s typical courier delivery times from our warehouse.

Please be aware we do not currently have the facility to pre-pay customs & duties for international orders to all countries. Some countries who charge these duties will be subject to the local duties & taxes payable by the receiver on arrival. The biggest offenders are UK and some of the smaller European countries. So if it's a gift, you might need to warn the receiver ahead of time.

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